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Great news out of my in-law's living room. The story of Christmas bitcoin giving.

Sorry about my late Christmas bitcoin giving story, long story long, it's impossible to get bailed out of jail on a holiday, that's why it is late.
I bought everybody in my family these beautiful empty bitcoin paper wallets and loaded on a few hundred satoshis. They only cost a few cents and would get them into bitcoin. I knew from recommendations on bitcoin enthusiast sites that this was going to be the gift of the season, and boy were they right. I will now, in painstaking detail write out everyone's reactions:
First, my brother in law. A 16 year old who had heard of it, but he did not have a bank account or credit card to buy them, was so thrilled that he tipped his fedora once twice thrice. I set him up with a full wallet client, and his bitcoin gift was eaten up by default transaction fees while trying to get it to him. He now unknowingly runs a full node supporting the network. That's a bitcoin giving success story.
My mother. She said "oh it's that nice" and that she was putting it in the baby book. What a fucking well researched move. What a smart woman who knows the value will only go up. Another bitcoin giving success story.
My mother in law. Well, it took some convincing, but when I told her it could be used for gambling, she was in. She is well known to play maximum lines on 3 penny slots at the same time in the local casino. She went on satoshi dice and got back 2x. Now she's hooked for life as she does not have to charge up her rascal scooter just to play the one armed bandits at the track. I believe at last count she was down over 1BTC. This is how your bitcoin gift sprouts.
I gave one to my little baby boy, it simply said "College (all of it)" on the memo line. He said go-goo gag ga or something. Anyway, kid's set for life.
My father in law was going to be the hardest to convince. He worked in banking for 50 years. When I handed him the gift, he looked at it, and said "is this those damn blow stamps I've been hearing about? Uh, yes, as a matter of fact it is. His look turned to anger. He said to get my bitcoin loving ass out of his house, and he pulled back his undershirt to reveal a chest tattoo that said 'Federal Reserve Bank' and said 'you see this? this means NOT WELCOME!"
On that day I beat the ever loving shit out of that man
's car and that's why I was in jail. I offered to pay for the damage in bitcoin, and haven't heard back, so it's definite maybe that he's going to accept it. Let me know about any other success stories you had this Christmas.
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